The Hobbity Treehouse

Unwind amongst the whispering leaves, in a quirky tree-treat inspired by an epic fantasy tale, complete with a stargazing hot tub and acres of Kent woodland to explore.
  • Sleeps: 2
  • Bedroom: 1
  • Bathroom: 1
  • Minimum stay: 1 night

A uniquely bespoke retreat inspired by an iconic and much-loved book, you’ll discover The Hobbity Treehouse along a tranquil, softly-lit woodland path, for the ultimate romantic break into Kent nature.

Furnished to make you feel like a classic storybook character, your senses will be joyfully captivated from the moment you slide back the treehouse’s characterful door and step inside.

Here, a whole new world of quirky luxury awaits, with rustic fairytale décor that immediately evokes a cosy feeling of home.  There’s thoughtful, well-chosen detail everywhere you look, from the ‘toadstool’ stools and velvet curtains, to the wrought-iron blooms that decorate the banisters.

You’ll find the living space furnished with underfloor heating, a log-burner and a snuggly, butter-soft sofa, and there’s a gorgeous mini cook range – plus a microwave – to help you whip up second breakfasts galore.

Grab a bottle of wine from the cooler and get lost in giggle-fuelled conversation here for a while, or wander outside to the spacious, split-level seating area.

You could light the firepit, toast some marshmallows and say hello to the twinkling stars, or take a long, languorous soak in the hot tub – whichever option takes your fancy the most!

When it’s finally slumber time, take a few steps up to the downy kingsize bed, all ready and waiting for you to curl up in. And if you prefer lazy indoor bubble-soaks, no problem, as there’s an indulgent slipper bath, too.

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At a glance

  • A quirky and luxurious treehouse for two, secluded along a Kent woodland path close to Blean Woods National Nature Reserve.
  • Self-contained facilities include a well-equipped kitchen area with a mini cook range and microwave, a private WC, and an indulgent slipper bath.
  • Outside awaits a glorious and expansive al fresco space with seating, a firepit, and an electric bespoke hot tub for the ultimate in stargazing!
  • Both Whitstable and Canterbury are in easy reach for day trips.


  • Adults Only
  • Hot Tubs


Living and kitchen space with sofa, log-burner, underfloor heating, Wi-Fi, mini cook range, combi microwave, under-counter fridge freezer, wine cooler.  Steps up to double bed, WC, roll top slipper bathtub.  Linen and towels provided.  Outside: seating, firepit, electric bespoke hot tub, parking for one car.

Local Activities

Walking, cycling, nature watching, stargazing, picnic spots, seaside towns, shopping, cafés, pubs, restaurants, historic sites.

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Savour that morning coffee al fresco, as you watch cows grazing nearby.  Then, it’s on to the important business of planning the day’s epic quest!

Of course, this could take the form of staying delightfully put in your tree-treat, getting lost in a good book (one with ‘rings’ in the title, perhaps?) or simply relaxing and reconnecting with the one you love the most.

The Blean Woods National Nature Reserve is practically on your doorstep, where you can embark on peaceful, winding trails through ancient oaks… see if you can spot a woodpecker or a nightingale.

In the mood for something a little more contemporary? Both Whitstable and Canterbury are close enough for immersive day trips of shopping, coffee-and-cake-stopping, sightseeing, and beach-going.

What better ways to while away your days, before returning to the welcoming comfort of The Hobbity Treehouse for another unmistakably hobbity evening in?

Things to note

1-night stays available Sunday-Tuesday off peak, and Sundays in peak season. Arrive at 4pm and leave by 10am. Early and late check-in/out times are available on request. Please note that the treehouse is not suitable for pets and children, or guests with reduced mobility.

Where you'll be staying

Blean, Kent

What the guests of The Hobbity Treehouse say

“Little hobbity treehouse was absolutely amazing! The view, the hot tub, the silence and the overall experience was nothing short of perfection. We will most definitely be returning!”

“After our wedding on Sunday a few days away for our minimoon in the Hobbity tree house, were throughly enjoyed. The place was just perfect with the extra special touches too, it really was the perfect getaway! Cannot wait to go back and stay in another one of the quirky treehouses. Beautiful place to stay and felt so secluded and peaceful, so glad we booked here!”

“I highly recommend Kent Cottage Holidays. We stayed at Hobbity Treehouse which was an amazing experience. The extra details made it extra special! Everything was spotless, all aspects of your stay were thought of. A most memorable nights’ stay, will definitely be coming back.”

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