While nobody knows the exact origin of April Fools’ Day, the tradition of joke-telling, harmless hoaxes, and general foolishness on 1st April has been popular throughout the world across centuries.
(We happen to think there’s no better proof of the timeless power of a good, hearty belly laugh than that!)
Popular April Fools’ pranks range from replacing the cream from an Oreo with white toothpaste, to the more elaborate, now-iconic ‘spaghetti trees’ shown on TV’s Panorama all the way back in 1957.
Inspired by this age-old tradition of high jinks and laughter – not to mention the welcome arrival of spring sunshine – we couldn’t help asking our lovely Host Unusual property owners to tell us a joke.
As you’ll see, some of the jokes are impressively linked to the properties or areas themselves, while others are there simply for the fun of it. Regardless, if you read through the entire list we’re certain there’ll be something to make you smile… which is the perfect way to greet the first day of April!
Author: Nina Jervis-Green
Main image: Stan the Shetland Pony having a laugh at Winchcombe Farm in the Cotswolds!
Chathill, Northumberland, England
A laid-back and lovely Northumberland beach retreat, with a relaxing sun room and a dune-sheltered garden that boasts direct access to the beautiful Beadnell Bay.
Breaking News: Beadnell Bay waves now available on demand at Marram Cottage! 🌊💨 Simply clap twice, and the tide will roll in. Clap three times, and a friendly seal will deliver your morning paper.... April Fools! You still have to check the tide times like the rest of us
Poole, Dorset, England
Live like a millionaire, aboard a 60ft luxury motorboat that’s styled for pure holiday opulence (complete with a jacuzzi hot tub!) beautifully based at Cobbs Quay Marina in Poole, Dorset
We are thinking of taking a cruise on CLASSIC YACHT NADINE, so my young daughter is learning Spanish but can't even say “Please” yet. Well, that's poor-for-four, isn't it!
Southwold, Suffolk, England
Lovingly custom-created havens, rich in holiday luxuries and peacefully secluded on a private estate just minutes away from the beach.
Bedrooms: 1, 2 or 4
Sleeps:
Q. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head A. Cliff!
Penrith, Cumbria, England
Take a pew in a divinely-restored, Grade II-listed 17th century church with expansive and soul-stirring rural views, peacefully secluded in a ‘hidden gem’ Lake District village close to Ullswater.
After much soul-searching, The Old URC is reopening as a place of worship! ⛪️ Guests will now be asked to join morning prayers, and Sunday services will be led by the local Herdwick sheep choir. 🐑🎶 Book your pew—sorry, room—while you can! #AprilFools!
Ashurst, West Sussex, England
An award-winning foodie retreat that combines soothing West Sussex countryside views with baking masterclasses and tempting seasonal produce.
Have you heard about the delicious shortbread here in the welcome hamper? Sorry we don't make that any longer! 🙂 #Aprilfool! It rarely happens, but why was Les our bread maker so grumpy? He woke up on the wrong side of the bread! 🙂 #April fool - He's always happy making bread for guests! We've got plenty more Bread jokes for you here! Because the best ones never get m-old! Be reassured you will always have delicious bread and goodies waiting for you on arrival at The Bakers Hut!
Portlaoise, County Laois, Ireland
A private, magical haven with joyfully quirky retreats and idyllic wildflower meadows, peacefully secluded in Ireland’s ‘Ancient East’ close to bustling Dublin.
Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and thinking to myself... Where the heck is my roof?!
Woodhall Spa, Lincolnshire, England
The ultimate couple's tree-scape, complete with an outdoor bathtub, luxuriously secluded around a shimmering lake on the edge of the Lincolnshire Wolds.
Here are a few 'terrible' tree jokes from all of us here at Treetop Hideaways! Q. How do trees access the internet? A. They log on! Q. Why did the pine tree get in trouble? A. It was being a bit knotty! Q. What did the beaver say to the tree? A. It's been nice gnawing you!
Aberdovey, Gwynedd, Wales
A welcoming, eco-friendly glamping site with eclectic accommodation, peacefully secluded amongst private woodland in Snowdonia National Park.
Grant (the other half of Nyth Robin) is our very own April Fool as it's his birthday on 1st April, and this year he'll be 50! Jokes wise, we love a good cheese joke and thought this was appropriate as we're in Wales... Q. How do you open a packet of Welsh cheese? A. Caerphilly!
St Germans, Cornwall, England
View the best of Cornwall's unspoilt countryside from the window of your very own eco-friendly, lovingly restored railway carriage at Railholiday.
Bedrooms: Varies
Sleeps: 2-6
As we’re close to the sea, and love sea swimming, our first joke is sea based. Q. Why does the sea roar? A. Well wouldn’t you roar if you had crabs on your bottom! And of course we’d have to have a train joke too; Train driver addicted to buying brake fluid says he can stop any time!
Cwm-twrch Isaf, Powys, Wales
A warmly welcoming family and dog-friendly haven, filled with home comforts and peacefully positioned in a Welsh riverside village close to the Brecon Beacons National Park.
Q . What do you call a paper cowboy/girl? A. A Rustler! Q. Where do you find a tortoise with no legs? A. Where you left it!
Bideford, Devon, England
Rediscover your creative spirit in a heavenly slice of North Devon, complete with wildflower meadows, artists' workshops, and lovingly-crafted retreats.
Bedrooms: 1 or 2 per unit
Sleeps: 2-4 guests per unit
I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I’ll tell you what, never again!
Upper Tysoe, Warwickshire, England
Your family home-from-home amongst nature, filled with luxurious delights and nestled on the edge of the Cotswolds.
I used to be addicted to the hokey cokey, but now I’ve turned myself around! Q. What do you call a speedy sheep in the Cotswolds? A. A Lamb-orghini! Q. Why don’t people in the Cotswolds need alarm clocks? A. Because the church bells and sheep handle that job for free!
St Ives, Cornwall, England
Innovative glamping pods with stargazing roofs, secluded in a leafy hilltop hideaway with stunning views of St Ives Bay.
Bedrooms: Open plan
Sleeps: 4 or 5 per pod
A horse walks into a bar and the barman says…why the long face?! (Luckily, all the happy horses at Beersheba Farm won’t mind at all if you tell them this one! Why not take one for a spin around Wildflower Wood whilst you are here!)
Dittisham, Devon, England
An exquisite collection of luxury treehouses, a gleaming American airstream, and artisan shepherd's lodges, all with al fresco hot tubs and beautifully nestled in the scenic heart of Devonshire countryside.
Bedrooms: Varies
Sleeps: 1-5
Our beloved 1950s Airstream is getting a sky-high makeover… Introducing The Airstream Airborne – the UK’s first floating self-catering accommodation! 🚀🌤 With a little engineering magic (and a LOT of hot air), we’re adding giant balloons to lift our Airstream into the clouds, offering guests the ultimate elevated escape. 🌍☁ 🌅 Wake up to panoramic sunrise views from above Devon ✨ Enjoy a cosy night in as you drift among the stars 🎈 Land in a mystery location for a true adventure! Bookings open soon… if you’re brave enough! 😉 #AprilFools
